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in a nutshell is one of the worst comedies I’ve seen in quite a while; it’s only competition for the bottom spot is the somehow far worse The Lo
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I still cannot find one for the Mike Myers’ flop.
I guess my biggest gripe isn’t so much that it wasn’t funny, although I did manage to chuckle a time or two, nor is it the amount of gratuitous nudity (what’s to complain about that? Hell, it worked in all those 1980s teen sex comedies like Porky’s) but it’s the fact writers Dan Callahan and Adam Ellison (debut for both) could not come up with one original moment that wasn’t already on film before. I understand that with this kind of comedy, material is limited, but to blatantly rip-off other films, especially the three main characters is just inexcusable.
And then there is the ridiculous portrayal of the college life. Yes, there are parties, drinking and love making in college, of course there is, but College takes it to the unbelievable extreme. Even for a teen sex “comedy”, I found it hard to believe any one of these guys would even catch the interest of the hot chicks so quickly. I know, this is just a movie and plenty other films do the same thing, but I guess if this “comedy” were actually hilarious (see: Animal House), I could overlook such details. Alas, since the jokes and situations fell flat, what else was I to focus on when there was no female nudity (I say female because male buttock crack shots were aplenty).
If you want to see a good teen sex comedy, there are plenty other options out there like American Pie, Animal House and, of course, Superbad.
.::SPECIAL FEATURES::.
Apparently MGM knew what they had on their hands as the only extra on this stinker is a standard gag reel (5:16) along with the theatrical and unrated versions of the film (less than a minute difference, just enough to get the “Unrated” rating).
.::AUDIO & VIDEO::.
As usual, MGM has provided a watermarked copy so I can’t speak to the true quality (of the picture, not the movie...), but it is presented in its OAR of 1.85 and seemed quite soft in many places, not that it matters.
I also can’t speak to the audio, but the DVD comes with a regular Dolby Digital 5.1 track so you can hear every dooky drop or urine stream come through your surround system. Yay!
.::OVERALL::.
Not going to go on and on only to say: skip this. The end.